Marriage

Man: Finally, the day I have been waiting for is here!

Woman: Can I leave you?

Man: Never, don't even think about it.

Woman: Will you love me?

Man: Of course!

Woman: Will you cheat on me?

Man: No, where did you get that thought from?

Woman: Will you have sex me?

Man: Hell yes!

Woman: Will you hit me?

Man: Not in a million years!

Woman: So, do you trust me?

(After marriage, read from bottom to top)