My Grandpa Told Me This Joke When I Was 6

A rabbit and a buzzard, after earning some extra cash, decide that they are going to start a farm growing wheat.

Rabbit tells the Buzzard he should begin to plow the soil, while Rabbit goes into town to pick up some manure.

While Rabbit is away, the Buzzard strikes oil digging in the field and becomes filthy rich.

The Rabbit returns a few days later to find that the modest farmhouse he left has been replaced with a gigantic mansion.

The Rabbit rings the doorbell and is greeted by a humble butler.

"do you know where my friend Buzzard is?" Rabbit asks him.

"o... well Mr Bu-Zard is out in the yard" the butler replies.

"well then will you please tell Mr Bu-Zard out in the yard, that Mr Ra-Bit, is here with the shit!"