So, Three Men Die And End Up In Hell...

...where the Devil informs them that he will give all of them another chance at life, if they bring him back as much of their favorite fruit that they can carry in their arms. This seemed like an easy enough request, so the three men agreed. The Devil sends them back to Earth to pick their fruit.

The first man returns with his arms loaded down with cherries. The Devil tells him "Now, all you have to do is stuff every last cherry up your ass, and you can go back to living life." Not wanting to suffer eternal damnation, the man does it. Every last cherry. So he gets to go back to living.

The second man returns, and his arms are full of grapes. The Devil informs him that he'll have to cram every last one up his ass to get his second chance at life, and the guy starts laughing hysterically.

"What's so damn funny?" The Devil asks him.

"That other guy," the man says, trying to control his giggles, "He's up there picking watermelons!"