Swing Low Sweet...

Haven't been on here for a bit but haven't seen this one so thought I should post it.. (apologies in advance if you have heard before)
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A teacher asked her class to write on a piece of paper the type of work their daddies did.
The children got very excited and started scribbling their answers. One by one the teacher asks each child to stand and describe the job they have written down.

By now all the children where excitedly chatting away, apart from little Timmy. "what's wrong Timmy" asked the teacher.

Timmy slowly rose to his feet and stated "My Dad's a stripper in a gay bar, Sometimes he doesn't come home and my Mum cries herself to sleep".

The class had fallen to a hush as Timmy continued, "Sometimes he sells his body for other men's pleasure".
There are gasps around the classroom and the teacher quickly dismisses the class for an early break time. She walks up to little Timmy and asks, "Is that all true, Timmy?".

"No not at all, Miss. He really plays rugby for England but I was too embarrassed to say"