Sunday, November 20, 2016
The Silent Curious Man Is At Work
Instagram/@comedy_mam - A man is driving down d road 🚗& breaks down near a monastery⛪. He goes to d monastery, knocks on d door, & says, My car broke down. Do u think I could stay d night? D monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner🍚🍲, even fix his car🔧🚗. As d man tries to fall asleep💤, he hears a strange sound💬. D next morning, he asks the monks what d sound was, but they say,
We can't tell u. U're not a monk. D man is disappointed😞 but thanks them anyway & goes about his merry way🚗. Some years later, d same man breaks down in front of d same monastery⛪. D monks again accept him, feed him🍚🍲, even fix his car🔧🚗. That night, he hears d same strange noise 💬that he had heard years earlier. D next morning🌞, he asks what it is, but d monks reply, We can't tell you😶. U're not a monk. D man says, Alright, Sunlight. I'm dying to know😖. If d only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk? D monks replied, travel d earth & tell us how many blades of grass 🌾there are & d exact number of sand pebbles🔎 When u find these numbers, U will become a monk. D man sets on his task. Some 4/5 years later, he returns & knocks on d door of d monastery⛪. He says,
I have traveled d earth🌍and have found what u have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass🌾 and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on earth🌏. D monks reply, Congratulations. U are now a monk😇. We shall now show u d way to d sound📡. D monks lead d man to a wooden door🚪 where the head monk says, D sound is right behind that door. D man reaches for d knob, but d door is locked.
He says, Real funny. May I have d key🔑? D monks give him the key🔑, and he opens the door. Behind d wooden door is another door made of stone🚪. D man demands the key to the stone door. D monks give him the key🔑, and he opens through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, & amethyst. Finally, d monks say, This is the last key🔑 to the last door. The man is relieved to know end🏁. He unlocks the door🔓, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed 😳to find the source of that strange sound📡 But he can't tell you what it is because u're not a monk. 😂😂😂😂😂 Don't be angry..
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