The Waiter And The Spoon

So a man decides to try out a new restaurant on his lunch break and decides to order the soup. Some time later the waiter brings the soup, and clumsily while he's eating he drops the spoon.

"Waiter, I dropped my spoon, could I trouble you for another?" The waiter, without hesitation, pulls a spoon out of his pocket and hands it to the man. He thinks nothing of it, and continues to eat his soup.

Thinking to himself, it later occurs to him that it was odd that the waiter should already have a spoon ready to give, so he decides to ask as the same waiter passes by.

"Excuse me, this is an odd question, but why did you already have a spoon with you?"

The waiter smiles and says, "Funny thing, the owner hired a consultant to overview the various workings of the restaurant and determined that trips to the kitchen for utensils was a waste of time. Statistically, spoons were the most likely to fall so we all carry spoons on us for just such an occasion."

"That is brilliant!", the man replies.

The waiter continues, "It doesn't end there. Between us, the consultant also determined that washing hands after using the bathroom was a waste of time and had us all tie a string around our penises so we can use the bathroom without ever having to touch it."

The man thinks for a moment and inquires, "Hmm, but how do you get it back into your pants?"

Waiter replies, "Well, I don't know about the other waiters, but I use the spoon."