Wednesday, November 23, 2016

The Willing Farmer Girl

On a sunny Saturday afternoon, Jimmy, a young handsome farmer boy in his twenties, goes to the village a few minutes walking from the farm to get a bunch of supplies. He goes to the hardware shop, the DIY and the pet shop, and ends up with a bucket, a big can of red paint, a dozen of eggs, two chickens and a goose.

He's struggling outside the store to carry all his load, but eventually after some ordering and clumsy balancing he manages to get moving. After a minute, he encounters the amazing looking girl of the neighboring farm where he always had an eye on, but never really spoken to.

She sees him doing real balancing-tricks with his supplies, and amused she starts talking.

They start walking to their homes, chitchatting about everything. Jimmy is surprised that she really seems to like him.

Halfway on the road they arrive at an intersection. The girl wants to take the left, but Jimmy insists: "No, let's take my short cut and go down this alley. It's the shortest for both our farms, we'll be there in no time!"

But the girl looks him over cautiously then said, "Oh Jimmy, how could you! I am a lonely girl with no one around to defend me. How could I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"

Jimmy replies: "Oh my god, miss! Remember I'm carrying a bucket, a big can of red paint, a dozen of eggs, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The girl immediately replies "Put those eggs aside, turn the bucket upside down, put the goose inside it, put the big can of paint on top of the bucket so it won't get away, and I'll hold the chickens!"

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