Two Guys In The Wood...

Two guys went camping in the wood.

As they started getting deeper in the woods they encountered a tribe folk with a sharp knife.

''Stop right there!'' he said.

They both stopped moving, they were scared as hell.

''I will kill you both, take your skin off and make a boat out of it but first you will each be granted one wish.''

The first man wished for a chance to see his family and his wish was granted. He was then killed.

The second man wished for a fork. A fork appeared in his hands.

''Why did you wish for a fork?'' said the tribe folk.

The man then repeatedly stabbed himself with the fork screaming ''TRY MAKING A BOAT OUT OF ME NOW BITCH!''.