Tuesday, November 1, 2016

"Whoops, Wrong Sub"

said the Subway's employee while handing a customer his order

"It's okay don't worry" said the customer.

"Good. Hehe funny thing, there's a website called reddit with a joke section that says "wrong sub" in everything ever posted." Said the employee.

"Ha! I know right! Just go to the new section of the joke subreddit and you'll see over 500 copies of that same joke!" replied the customer.

"Oh yeah! Let's not forget that even though some other jokes are casually reposted every now in then, the whole "wrong sub" joke is a different story! It's literally reposted every 20 seconds!" agreed the employee.

"Yeah, imagine someone posting our whole conversation to that subreddit. That would be so meta." continued the customer.

"Yeah" said the employee.

"And hopefully by me continuing this conversation, the length of this conversation posted on the subreddit will grow increasingly longer, making the reader wonder if they're wasting their time!" suggested the customer.

"Oh yeah! Just make a too long didn't read thing at the bottom that fucks with them!" said the employee.

"We should also mention that this conversation actually happened in real life, so that way we can add doubt to the redditors. But in the mean time I gotta go get on my submarine to go to the Subways Inc factory to substitute a job." goodbyed the customer.

TL;DR Not surprised you didn't read a wrong sub joke. Neither did I.

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