3 Women Were At The Gates Of Heaven In Front Of St. Peter...

The first woman approached him and he said "Please confess to your sins to enter the gates of Heaven." She said "well I gave a man a hand job once." Peter replied "Please dip your hand into the holy water and you may proceed through the gates."

The second woman was about to reply, but the third woman skipped in front of her and said "If you think I'm gonna put that water in my mouth after she dips her ass in it you are out of your mind!"