A Blonde Goes Into The Doctor's Office And Said That Her Body Hurt Wherever She Touched It.

"Interesting," says the doctor. "Can you show me?"

The blonde took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

"Oh dear," says the doctor, looking concerned.

"Do you think it's serious? What could be causing this?" asked the blonde.

"Your finger is broken."