A Husband And Wife Play Golf For The Anniversary...

A husband and wife decided to celebrate their 10th anniversary by playing a round of golf. They finished the 18th hole and the husband said to his wife.

"Honey, there's something I need to tell you. Before I met you, I was struggling to make ends meet and did porn to pay the bills. I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner."

"I understand and it's all in the past now. But there's also something I need to tell you. Before I met you, I was a woman trapped in a man's body and had a sex change."

The husband threw down his golf clubs, fell to his knees and started crying. He finally looked up at his wife and said "How could you? This whole game you were using the red tees!"