A Panda Bear Walks Into A Bar...

The Panda sits down and says, "Hey, Barkeep can I get a beer and a cheeseburger." The bartender gets him his food and tells the Panda to enjoy. Th Panda eats his burger drinks his beer. After his beer he stands up pulls a gun out of his fur and shoots everyone in the bar besides the bartender. The bartender says, "Hey Panda! Why did you kill my customers?" The panda says, "Look me up in the encyclopedia" and leaves the bar.

After that the bartender grabs his encyclopedia and it says "Panda Bear: Large Mammal, native to Asia, Eats shoots and leafs.