A Scientist Finally Found A Way To Clone Humans By First Cloning Himself.

Physically the clone was a perfect match, however it had mental problems. All day long it would curse and shout vulgarities and insults ad nauseum. At first it was interesting but as time went on the behavior worsened. Day in and day out he would spew an endless stream of obscenity that could make a sailor blush, becoming more and more crude as he went.

One day after a fifteen hour tirade about his mother the scientist snapped. In a fit of rage he pushed his clone out of a window.

He was arrested the next morning for making an obscene clone fall.