Guys About To Go On A Date Has To Fart Really Bad Talking To Her Parents.

So this guy is about to go on a date. He shows up at the house, and her parents invite him into the living room to have a chat while she's upstairs getting ready. All of a sudden he realizes he has to fart really bad. Fortunately he notices their dog sitting next to him, named Duke. So he thinks to himself if I fart a little bit maybe they think it's the dog. So he farts just a little bit, and also in the dad yells, "Duke!" So he thinks great it's working he totally thinks is the dog. So he farts a little more, and sure enough dad yells "Duke!" Awesome totally thinks it's a dog so he lets the rest rip. Next thing you know the dad yells, "Duke get over here before he shits on you!"