Man, Still A Virgin, Decides To Try Out His Luck On His 30th Birthday.

He walks into a bar and drinks a few shots before mustering up the courage to go talk to the blonde. "Excuse me miss, may I buy you a drink?" He asks.

"I'm sorry, not tonight."

Back to the bar he goes for a few more shots then makes his way back to the lady.

"Do you mind telling why you won't share a drink with me?

"Oh, it's not you, I can't go home with you I'm on my menstrual cycle." She says.

"Oh that's no big deal I rode my motorcycle we could leave anytime.