So A Kid Comes Home From School And Tells His Mom He Just Had Sex With His Teacher.

Flabbergasted, she yells at him and tells him to go to his room and to wait until his father gets home. Dad gets home from work and hears the news and like all good fathers offers up a congratulatory pat on the back and says they should go to the store and get a new bike to celebrate.

They get to the store and pick out this bright shiny red bike, horn on the handle bars and everything. As they're waiting in line to check out the dad exclaims "wait don't you wanna test ride it before we buy the bike" to which the kid says "no, my butt still hurts"