Stalin Gives A Speech...

Stalin was giving a speech when suddenly he hears a sneeze from the public. He orders the first row to stand up.

"Did any of you sneeze?!"

Everybody is silent. After a few seconds of silence, Stalin orders the people on the first row to be killed. They are all shot, one by one, and Stalin orders the second row to stand up.

"Did any of you sneeze?!"

Once again everyone is silent. He orders everyone on the second row to be killed, and they're all shot one by one. He orders the third row to stand up.

"DID ANY OF YOU SNEEZE?!"

A man shyly and slowly raises his hand and says,

"...I did..."

Stalin smiles and says,

"Bless you, comrade!"