Three High-rise Construction Workers Sit Down On A Beam To Eat Their Sack Lunches...

The first one ,Bob, opens his sack lunch and comments out loud, "tuna again!, I swear, if I get tuna one more time I'm jumping off this beam!", he then angrily eats his lunch. The second worker, Jon, opens his lunch and declares, "peanut butter and jelly again! I swear I too will jump off this beam if I get this again tomorrow", he too eats his lunch. The third worker, Scooter, opens his lunch and makes the same claim at seeing his hotdog, and then eats his lunch. The next day at work, Bob looks into his lunch bag, then immediately jumps to his death; Jon then opens his lunch bag and jumps to his death; Scooter opens his lunch bag and also jumps to his death. The next day at their combined funeral, Bob's wife, in tears, proclaims, "If I had only known how much he hates tuna, I would have made him something else", Jon's wife then declares, "I too wish I had known that he hates PB&J otherwise I would made him something else". Next, everyone then looks at Scooter's wife and after an awkward pause, she says, "what? don't look at me, Scooter packs his own lunches".