A Guy Comes Back From His Honeymoon...

...and the next day at work his co-worker, a man married of 20 years, asks, "How was the honeymoon?"

"It was great!" said the new husband. He leaned in closer to his co-worker and whispered "On our way back, we joined the mile high club"

"The what?" his co-worker asked.

"The mile high club"

"I have no idea what that is"

"How have you never heard of the mile high club?!" the husband said slightly irritated. "You know, as in plane sex!"

"Ooooh, ok!" the co-worker said assuredly. "Well in that case, my wife and I do the mile high club every Sunday night!"