A Guy Is Sitting In A Bar...

...having a drink and sees a beautiful girl across the way making eyes at him. He goes over and says:

• Excuse me, miss, may I buy you a drink?

• Sure, - she says, "have a seat."

The man sits down and they get to talking.

• You know, - the man says, - this is kind of a funny subject, but my wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed.

• REALLY?!?! - the girl says, - My boyfriend just left me because I was too kinky. Do you want to go back to my placae and get a little kinky?

So they finish their drinks and leave. When they get to the girls house, she says:

• Wait here I'm going to slip into something a little more kinky.

She comes out from her room wearing a leather teddy, with a whip in one hand and handcuffs in the other, but the guy is grabbing his coat and heading for the door. She says:

• Wait a minute, I thought we were going to get kinky!

He says:

• Jesus, lady I already shit in your purse and fucked your dog. What more do you want me to do?