An Old Man Is Thinking Of What To Get His Buddy For His Birthday...

He's thinking it might be his friend's last birthday, so he better make it a good gift. He calls up an escort service and asks about the best service they offer. They tell him one of their escorts offers something she likes to call "Supersex." The guy thinks that sounds great and has them send the escort to his buddy's house on his birthday. The escort knocks on the door and the old man answers. "Hi, your friend wanted to give you the best birthday ever and I'm here to give you Supersex." The old man says, "That sounds lovely, I'll have the soup."