A Man Goes Into A Bar With A Small Piano...

He puts the piano down and out of his pocket climbs a small man that starts playing the piano. The bartender asks, "Hey man, what is that?" The man responds, "oh, I found a genie in a magic lamp, and I still have two wishes left. Do you want one?" The bartender thinks for a second, and responds, "sure, I wish for one million bucks." And in the room walks a million DUCKS. The bartender turns to the man and says, "hey Pal I think your genie is broken," and the man says "yeah, you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"