One Man Is Helping Another Man Move To A New House...

Joe is moving to a new house, and he gets his friend Walter to help load some heavy furniture on and off the truck. While Joe is driving the truck, Walter reads a magazine. Walter sees an interesting factoid, and decides to share it with Joe. "Hey Joe, did you know that 90% of all auto accidents happen within a mile of your house?" And Joe says "huh... Well, guess it's a good thing I'm moving then."