Four Guys Sitting On A Park Bench

There's a Zoophiliac, a Fecalphiliac, a Sadist and a Masochist sitting on a park bench when a cat walks in front of them. As the cat walks away the Zoophiliac cranes his neck and says, "Man, I'd really like to FUCK that cat!" The Fecalphiliac takes a another look and says, "Yeah, but first we should SHIT on the cat, THEN we'll fuck the cat!" The Sadist looks at the two and says, "No, no, no! First we TORTURE the cat, THEN we shit on the cat and THEN we fuck the cat!" The Masochist says, "meow"