A Post Master Hires A Bikie To Do Deliveries

A postmaster puts out an advertisement for postbike riders and a bikie gang member answers it. The postmaster is reluctant to employ him at first, but the bikie is such a surprisingly well mannered guy that in the end he hires him.

The bikie goes about his rounds without a hitch until one day the postmaster gets a ring from the bikie. "Sorry mate, but I've hit a pig whilst driving." The postmaster sighs, but he has faith in his employee, so he says "can you just drag it off the side of the road and put it out of its misery?" The bikie responds with a cheery "no worries" and puts down the phone. The postmaster hears a struggle and then the bikie picks up the phone again - "so, what do I do with his bike?"