Last Week I Was Walking Down The Street...

Last week I was walking down the street when I saw a beautiful bald eagle walk out a convenient store with some cough medicine.

All of a sudden a policeman came out of nowhere and shot him in the face.

I yelled at him "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!"

As he slowly turned to me I could see my reflection in his aviators as he lit a cigarette and said "He was an illeagle"