A Psychologist Performs An Experiment On 3 Patients

One day a psychologist decided to perform an experiment to better determine what kind of personality her patients had. She decided to perform the experiment by leaving a half-filled glass of water on her desk and asking the patients to describe the glass of water once they sat down for their appointment.

 

The first appointment walks in and sits down. The psychologist asks her patient if they noticed the glass on the table as they walked in. The patient replied they did. She asked the patient to describe the glass to her. The patient replied that it was a glass half-filled with water. The psychologist said excellent, from your response I am able to determine that you are an optimist and with this information I can better work with your needs. The patients completes their session, thanks the psychologist for her clever diagnosis and personalized treatment strategy.

 

The second appointment walks in and sits down. The psychologist asks her patient if they noticed the glass on the table as they walked in. The patient replied they did. She asked the patient to describe the glass to her. The patient replied that it was a glass half-empty with water. The psychologist said excellent, from your response I am able to determine that you are a pessimist and with this information I can better work with your needs. The patients completes their session, thanks the psychologist for her clever diagnosis and personalized treatment strategy.

 

The third appointment walks in. This patient was unusual, she walked in with thick hipster glasses, a shirt that says "smash the patriarchy", and pink hair. As she sits down she asks if the psychologist noticed that the glass of water on the desk that was being raped.