Timmy

Little timmy asks his mom what "cunt" means, she was busy cooking for her friends that were coming to dinner later so without thinking she tells him that it means women. Later he asks her what "masturbation" is in a similar way she told him that it means to shave. He then asks her what "penis" means and she says it means a couch. Lastly she asks her what "having sex" means and she replies that it is to cook. Once the guests arrive, little Timmy greets them at the door,

Hello cunts, sit on my dick, my mom is having sex in the kitchen, and my dad is masturbating in the bathroom.