The Bunny And The Fruit.

Four friends were walking down a forest path. After a while they saw a bunny in front of them.

The bunny yelled, "Stop! You cannot proceed further until you play my game, or else you will die."

The four friends not taking any chances from a talking bunny agreed. The bunny told all four friends to go in the forest and bring back 10 round fruit.

After 10 minutes, the first friend arrived with 10 apples. The bunny said "That's great, now put all 10 in your butt and you'll be free."

So the first guy began to place each apple in his butt, but he died after the third apple.

Few minutes later, the second friend arrived with ten oranges. Instructed the same as the first friend, he started to place oranges in his butt, but he died after the fourth orange.

Some time later, the third friend arrived with a bundle of ten grapes. Same rules as the previous two, he began to place grapes up his behind. It was miraculously easy for him. One after the other, the grapes entered his body..6...7...8...9...

When he got to the tenth grape, before he even put it in, he burst out laughing. He fell on the floor and laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe. Eventually he died.

The guy turned up in heaven with the other two friends who died. His friends asked him, "Dude, why did you start laughing!? You almost had all the grapes in!"

The guy replied, "Yeah I know, I didn't mean to. I was going to put the last grape in but then I saw our last buddy coming down the hill with ten watermelons!"