Two Policemen Are Sitting By The River Taking A Break.

Two policemen are sitting by the river taking a break. A farmer arrives in his pickup truck and asks them:

Do you know how deeps is the water here? Will i be able to drive through?

Sure you can! It’s really shallow! - one of the policemen answers

The farmer drives his pickup into the river and his car is quickly picked up by the current and sinks.

Weird - says one policeman to the other - that duck had to have really long legs.