Thursday, November 19, 2015

Umgawala!

The British came to America wanting to colonize the land some years after it had been discovered by Colombus. With the help of a translator the british ambassador made a speech to the general populous telling them how amazing things would be under the British rule. "We will make roads for you" he said, and people shouted "Umgawala Umgawala" pumped by the enthusiastic response he said "We will provide the best education for all" and once again "Umgawala". "We will provide clean drinking water and irrigation systems" "Umgawala" and so on he went. After the speech he went with his translator for a tour of the local lands to meet the people in person. They came across a cattle farm. As he was admiring the healthy cattle his translator shouted "Look out! You almost stepped into some Umgawala."

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