Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Man And Woman

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: 150 Rs. which includes a tip

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs 150 Rs. and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending 450 Rs. each day and each month at 13500 Rs. In one year, it would be approximately 162000 Rs. …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend 162000 Rs., not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at 32,40,000 Rs. correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari ?

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