Discipline

Nawaz Sharif, the prime minister of Pakistan arrives for his formal visit to India. The Indian prime minister, Narendra Modi, tries to impress him by showing India's military might. He parades the Indian army to Sharif and asks Sharif to shout any command and see how well disciplined the Indian army is.

Sharif shouts all the basic military commands, and Indian army obeys it to T. However, it is too hot and some of the soldiers, unable to bear the heat, faints. Seeing this, Sharif taunts Modi "Is this what you call discipline"?

Modi is pretty mad but doesn't utter a word.

Next, it's Modi's turn to visit Pakistan and observe Pakistan army.

He commands the Pakistani army "UNZIP YOUR PANTS"

The soldiers do so

"TAKE OUT YOUR WANGS"

The soldiers do so

"START JACKING OFF"

The soldiers do so.

As soon as the soldiers are about to ejaculate, Modi shouts "STOP"

None of the soldiers are able to stop and the entire ground is covered in soldier splooge.

Modi smiles at Sharif and says, "Is this what you call discipline?"