Little Johnny Is In Class...

"What's a word that begins with B class?" Johnny raises his hand. "Bitch!" yells Johnny. "Yes," says the teacher "but do not curse! Now class, what's a word that begins with A?" To which Johnny quickly raises his hand and yells "Ass!" The teacher reprimands him but continues the lesson. "What about R class, can you think of any words that begin with R?" Johnny, undeterred, raises his hand and shouts, "Rat!" The teacher is glad to hear a non-profane answer but before she can respond Johnny finishes: "Big fucking rat with a cock this long!"