Tuesday, December 29, 2015

She Must Do Some Of Those Special Exercises

A couple are on their first date. It goes well, they have fun, and at the end of the evening she invites him in for a drink. Soon they are making out on the couch.

After a while, she whispers, "Put your finger inside me."

After a bit longer, "Put another finger in."

Later, "Put all your fingers in."

"Put your whole hand in"

"That's wonderful. Now your other hand."

"Now slide both hands up, all the way to your elbows."

"Now clap."

He says, "I can't."

"Tight, huh?"

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