The Televangelist.

So a Televangelist during a recording of one of his shows, needed 2 volunteers.

"I NEED TWO VOLUNTEERS TO ERADICATE THE DEVIL FROM THEIR SOULS, GOD BLESS YOU."

First up, was a man on crutches.

"WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SON?"

"Kevin"

"AND WHAT HAS THE DEVIL DONE TO YOU?"

"I can't walk properly, not without these old crutches."

"WELL KEVIN, YOU GET BEHIND THAT SCREEN THERE AND I'LL MAKE SURE TO HEAL YOUR ASS.", and with that - Kevin slowly moves behind the screen.

"I NEED ANOTHER VOLUNTEER!"

Another young man proceeds to the stage.

"WHAT'S YOUR NAME SON?"

"T..T....T...T..Tom."

"AND WHAT HAS THE DEVIL DONE TO YOU?"

"I c...can...can...can't talk pro...proper...properly."

"GET YOUR ASS BEHIND THAT SCREEN AND WE WILL PRAY TO ERADICATE THE DEVIL!!!", and with that - Tom walks behind the screen. The Televangelist turns to the crowd:

"KEVIN IS DISABLED, TOM CAN'T TALK. IT IS TIME TO PRAY. IT IS TIME TO TAKE THE DEVIL OUT OF THESE YOUNG BOYS. PRAY FOR THEIR SOULS. PRAY FOR THEIR BEING. PRAY ALL YOU CAN!", and the congregation begin to sway and pray.

After some time has passed, the Televangelist turns toward to the screen:

"KEVIN, THROW AWAY YOUR LEFT CRUTCH", and there's the sound of clatter.

"KEVIN, THROW AWAY YOUR RIGHT CRUTCH", and there's another clatter.

"TOM, SAY SOMETHING!", he shouts jubilantly.

"K..K...Kev...Kevin's fallen over."