A Man Walks Into A Bar...

A young man walks into a bar at the top of a skyscraper. He sits next to an older man and the man says "Wanna make a bet?".

"Yes" says the young man. "Well, then I bet you that I jump out of this window and bounce back up unscathed!". The young man takes the bet. Seconds later the older man opens a window and jumps! A few seconds later he shows up again in the window, unscathed.

"What is the secret?" Asks the young man. "You don't really fall, there is a awning just out of site that you can grab onto and pull yourself back up... "Can I try?" he asks... "Sure, go ahead!"

The man jumps and falls to his death.

The bartender turns to the older man and says "Superman, you are a real asshole when you are drunk"