After Spending So Much Time Using His Phone On The Toilet...

Erwin forgot whether or not he had actually relieved himself yet. Loosely gripping the paper, he wipes in search of evidence. The results come back negative. He thinks to himself, "perhaps it was just cleaner than the others". If he looks down now, will he find the log floating in the porcelain lake? Or will the lake be clear of debris? This was truly Schrödinger's scat.