Two Guys Talking At The Bar..

So, there are two guys talking at the bar. One of them pulls out a 30 centimeter man and a tiny piano. The little man starts playing the piano.

"Wow,where'd you get that?" , asks the other guy.

He then pulls out a lamp..

"This genie did it" he says as the genie appears in the bar.

"Your wish is my command!"

"I wish I had a million bucks!" says the man.

Out of thin air,a million ducks appear.

"Hey,you lied to me!" says the now angry man.

"Heh,do you really think I wished for a 30 centimeter pianist?"