Two Old Ladies Are Outside Of Their Retirement Home Smoking.

All of a sudden it starts to rain. The first lady pulls out a condom, snips off the tip, and puts it over here cigarette. The second lady asks why she did this. The first responds, "it keeps my cigarette from getting too wet."

The next day, the second lady goes to her local 7-11 and asks the cashier for a box of condoms. The cashier is surprised due to her age, but asks "what size do you need?"

The lady responds, "doesn't matter, as long as it can fit a Camel!"