A Man Calls 911 When He Can't Decide Between Two Women.

He was doing the online dating thing, got his calendar mixed up and had two girls show up at his place on the same night.

He's a pretty good looking guy so both girls wanted to be his date for the night and eventually it turned into quite the cat fight.

So he calls 911 and the operator answers with "911, what's your emergency?"

He replies; "I've got two girls in my house and they're fighting over who gets to go out with me."

The 911 operator comes back with; "Sir, I'm sorry, but that doesn't sound like much of an emergency to me."

And he responds with; "But you don't understand. The ugly one is winning."