Little Boy Asked His Father

'Daddy, what does a vagina look like?'

The father thinks for a moment, then responds, "well son, that depends. before sex, or after sex?"

The little boy has no idea, so confusedly says, "umm.. both i guess."

"Well son, before sex, the vagina is like a fragrant flower. Soft, gentle and full of beauty."

"Ok daddy.. what about after sex?"

"well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"