Martini Contest

A man walks into a bar and sits down. He asks for whatever martini they regularly serve, and after one sip he spits it out and proclaims “Jeez this is piss water! I could make a better martini in my sleep!”

The man and the bartender roast eachother about their skill levels for a bit, and the bartender makes a suggestion. “How about this, I’ll bet you $20 you’re wrong. You come back here and make a drink for me, and I’ll make a drink for you, and only after we drink the other’s will we figure out who is a better bartender.”

The man agrees and they shake on it. He comes behind the bar and reads every label. He grabs a big martini glass and puts all kinds of stuff inside. He gives it a shake and pours it for the bartender. To the bartender’s surprise, it’s excellent! Top-grade stuff!

The bartender pats him on the back, drinks the whole shaker’s worth and tells the man to sit down at the bar.

The bartender says “Hey man, what do you want to start off with? You’ve got $20 on the tab.”

The man looks confused. “How have I won?”

“Because I’ve got fast metabolism and I’m sure what I’m making is worse."