Three Mothers Have Gathered To Talk About Their Daughters...

Three mothers of teenage daughters, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde, have gathered together for tea and brunch and to talk about their latest troubles with their progeny.

"why you won't believe what I found out about my Suzy the other day, " says the brunette mother."When I was cleaning her room I found an empty pack of cigarettes behind her dresser. After all I've tried to teach her, I can't believe that she's taken up smoking!"

"That's nothing! " says the redhead mother. "Why when I was cleaning up my Nancy's room last night I found 5 empty beer bottles stashed in a trashcan under her desk! I can't believe she's already started drinking!"

"Well, " says the blonde mother, setting down her wine glass. "that's nothing! Just the other day when I was taking out my Grace's trash I found a used condom in the bottom!"

The other mothers shake their heads and murmur their support.

"I know! " says the blonde mother, " I can't believe she has a penis! "