Two Men Are Sitting At A Bar.

One impeccably dressed in an Armani suit, the other in his work clothes. The business man turns to the other and says

• I bought my wife a brand new BMW and a 5 carat diamond for mother's day".

The worker looks confused and say:

• Why two such extravagant gifts?

• Well...if she decides she doesn't like the ring she can drive her BMW back to Tiffany's and exchange it for what she would prefer.

• Oh" says the worker" I did something similar for my wife.

• How so?" says the business man

• Well I bought her a pair of slippers and a dildo.

The business man looked truly confused.

• Well..ye see..if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f*** herself