Saturday, July 22, 2017
A Plane Crashed On An Island...
... and there were only 3 survivors. After wandering the island, the 3 survivors ran into a native tribe. The tribe said "If you can fit 10 of any fruit up your ass without making a sound, you will become the leader of our tribe, but if you make a sound, we will cook you and eat you.
The first man chooses apples, he shoves up 2 apples and starts screaming, the tribe cooks him and eats him.
The second man chooses cherries and fits 9 up, but starts howling after the 9th cherry, so the tribe cooks him and eats him.
Up in heaven, the first man says to the second man "Why did you make a sound? You were almost there!"
The second man says "Well, I would have done it, but I saw our other friend coming back with watermelons.
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