At A Sandwhich Shop...

With my dad and we are ordering sandwiches.

I see all the regulars (BLT, Ham and Swiss, Italian, etc.)

But there's one sandwich that's written down as "A Wreck" for some reason. It's got salami, roast beef, and swiss.

So I said "I hope they don't drop that sandwich on the floor or else that would be an A-Wreck-Tile-Dysfunction."