If The World Were A Party And All The Countries Were People, America Would Be Despised Because:

• he occasionally takes smaller countries out back to rough em up a little, then acts cool around them
• he takes sneak sips of your drink
• adds drinks and food to other peoples tabs and doesn't pay back
• never helps clean up a mess
• when he spills a drink he just pulls a rug over it while everyone is watching and then says "What spill?"
• he's always inconspicuously listening in on everyone's conversations and ignoring others to their face
• he goes through everyone's phones and takes screenshots and then emails them to himself and then wipes the history for the last 5 minutes and deletes the screenshots.
• he puts ketchup on everything
• he's always telling everyone what to do or how to do it
• gets mad when he sees someone else being bossy
• he constantly waves his brand new $10,000 gold plated iPhone 30 in everyone's face "Hasn't come out yet, bruh"
• he keeps asking everyone "Who invited the 2 Muslim dudes?"
• he always thinks he's right
• he thinks he is doing Gods work.

Comments: Add more ugly traits to America, or describe another country at the party and their attributes.