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Internet dating 201 (Neg)

I once chatted with a woman who was an avid COD gamer, apparently.

She called me one night, early on and bragged about playing for hours on end in her panties. She then went off about her current kill streak..

I remember stopping her mid delusion and mentioning how lucky she was that I was even considering talking to her!

She was stunned! "What do you mean!?"

"I typically avoid grown women who get streaks in their panties"